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How to Clean the Toilet

(I've told Patti how to do this many times, but she didn't think I'd seen it when she sent it to me today.)

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Wet Cat

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Sincerely,
The Dog

Laughing Dog

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mousey37_61
Jul. 9th, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)
This was very funny. I don't know where you got the pics. Hope you don't treat your kitty this way. You'll catch your supper mr. dog when your owner is not home to feed you
mandydax
Jul. 9th, 2005 08:47 pm (UTC)
The pics were sent with the email she sent me. I put them up on my GeoCities site to make sure they're accessable to all.
ladypentacles
Jul. 10th, 2005 04:42 am (UTC)
Jabby's comment? "That's awesome."
capnbuckle
Jul. 10th, 2005 06:06 am (UTC)
*Wipes tear from eye after laughing too hard.*

OK, that one just got printed for the whole family. That was too good not to share.

Thanks!
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