Of course there are no answers in the strip itself, but it is a real Jumble. Try to figure it out yourself. :) Answer behind the cut.
GAEPI = PAIGE
SSYPDALI = DISPLAYS
AMLROBAN = ABNORMAL
DSYUITTIP = STUPIDITY
How the hungry lion greeted the particle physicist...
It "LEPTON" him.
I'll get around to posting serious about my awesome weekend, but I'm going to need some recovery time.