I also hope that anyone with a shred of sanity and dignity who calls themself a science teacher will follow Scopes' example and disregard all this crap.
On the other hand, if the Hitchhiker's version of events holds true, then Intelligent Design is correct. Earth was created by a higher intelligence, and the fossil record was an elaborate creation along with the fjords of Norway.
Oh, yeah, and like Hitchhiker's, the Bible is a work of fiction created by man to teach lessons through allegory, satire, irony, and in some cases, shock value, among other devises. I almost forgot.
PS: "Irigonegaray's opponent will be attorney John Calvert, managing director of the Intelligent Design Network, a Kansas organization that argues the Earth was created through intentional design rather than random organism evolution." The theory of evolution I was taught didn't say anything about random organism evolution actually creating the Earth. These Reuters and AP editors need to get their shizzle together. :P