- Fri, 17:03: Tfw you whisper to a sub, "Dom me," and her brain goes haywire, and you get dommed real good.
- Fri, 17:04: On an unrelated note, I'm going to see Joan Jett tonight! Yeah!
- Fri, 20:27: Tfw you encounter a port-o-potty and kinda wish you still had a dick. #TransWorldProblems
- Fri, 20:40: How cute is this little frog? 🐸 http://t.co/FSs0cDkO6b
- Fri, 20:59: YES, MOTHERFUCKERS! http://t.co/aXJABjfoUs
- Fri, 21:30: Shadow dancing, baby. #JoanJett #FryFest http://t.co/NMeb6bf786
- Sat, 09:17: Tfw you have to go thru your own tweets to see what drunk you posted.