My tweets

Tue, 12:24: When you need to adjust your boobs, but your hands are so cold you don't want to touch them.
Tue, 12:50: Two great things about working with doctors and nurses are free quick medical opinions, and getting bumped up in their schedules. ❤🏥❤
Tue, 19:13: Eyes, what are you doing? Stop following that man around. Damn, eyes, you're right! He is a finely sculpted man. Eyes, you need to stop. 😥
Tue, 20:15: RT @ThatOneTomahawk: Who do you want to be president? RT for Orange Fav for Donald Trump http://t.co/uuc5cFA0dS
Tue, 21:26: TW: Flipping the bird to @realDonaldTrump because he's a twat. https://t.co/QZbflTUDBL
Tue, 22:05: Tried to distract my opponent tonight. She said, "I'm not into boobs." Gah! Curse your powers, straight woman!
Wed, 00:55: Go Abby! :D https://t.co/dpFK6k36zI