- Sun, 20:55: .@DemetriMartin You should get a dog. Then you can blame your fart jokes on your dog. https://t.co/tpfWVKItY3
- Sun, 22:14: I guess it's "play songs I suck at" night in @Rocksmithgame's Nonstop Play tonight. 😒
- Mon, 01:44: ; https://t.co/8duDBlhvtv
- Mon, 01:51: Quick, everyone, happy birthday bomb @stephenfry! 🎂🎉
- Mon, 07:41: @ShemalePorn_ fuck off!
- Mon, 07:43: @transbian I found a picture of you on Kotaku. http://t.co/yORx3SGSXu
- Mon, 11:23: RT @girlvoid: me telling ppl my name: elle. e l l e cashier: [writes down "lelle"] me: i uh - o- okay
