- Fri, 12:08: If you need leukocytes counted, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 orders, but a diff ain't one. #HospitalRap
- Fri, 12:24: Someone at the bubble wrap factory pulled a good prank on me by filling the bubbles with something foul-smelling. 😝 #FartWrap
- Fri, 16:11: Shit, my holographic camouflage that makes me appear human is glitching out! #LizardPeopleRepresent http://t.co/7OnFXFabrY
- Fri, 17:35: Hey girl https://t.co/k9UFmPP5r1
- Sat, 08:22: "Up with this sort of thing!" -Irish voters. 👍💞👬👭 #MarRef
- Sat, 08:23: RT @AodhanORiordain: Ireland hasn't just said "Yes"... Ireland has said: "F❤️CK YEAAHHHH"
- Sat, 08:40: Glitchcraft. #minecraft https://t.co/SfrYNyUSEm
- Sat, 08:44: I love Mariah Carey, but my glassware doesn't. #BirdBands remix of "Emotions." Enjoy @Midnight! https://t.co/WAVoB2Acq6