- Sun, 12:37: @AFCWimblyWombly John needs to recruit these guys for his team: https://t.co/FnE8CoZwV9 TW: contains dubstep.
- Sun, 17:18: @RaidenQuinn Hi! The link to your twitter from your YouTube "About" page is outdated. PS: looking great, girl.
- Sun, 22:07: RT @SamSykesSwears: The average twitter argument in .gif format: http://t.co/zgBGiFrZas
- Mon, 00:34: RT @fart: uh lol http://t.co/vTbAyeOCx0
- Mon, 00:42: So when does the pain of being a novice guitar player stop? It hurts to type w, s, and x.
- Mon, 01:11: Hard decision time: Go to bed now (late) and risk not getting up in time for shower, or take shower now, and go to bed even later?
- Mon, 02:50: I think I will put off performing oral surgery on myself until I find or buy a new hobby knife blade.
- Mon, 02:53: Oh, speaking of blades, I dropped my razor in the shower; it landed on my foot. I got 3 profusely bleeding little cuts. TGF styptic pencils.
- Mon, 11:36: TFW you see tweets from multiple accounts about an elderly celeb you like a lot, and you worry they've died, but they've just been honored.
Thu, 09:51: Supporting humanitarian scientific research is important to me. That's why I donated 3 months of my computer's processing time to @…
Mon, 07:53: Supporting humanitarian scientific research is important to me. That's why I've donated 38 years of my computer's processing time…
Mon, 05:51: Supporting humanitarian scientific research is important to me. That's why I donated 3 months of my computer's processing time to @…