My tweets

Tue, 12:51: Never realized how much I actually like going to the dentist until they cancel my appointment on the day, and I feel that disappointment.
Tue, 15:00: Still have 3 hrs left on @Paul_Cornell's London Falling, but my next listen from @audible_com is @amandapalmer's Art of Asking.
Wed, 00:39: I got some bubotuber pus in my eyes. I'm not crying, really. 😢 http://t.co/54RQZrjhFg
Wed, 01:05: My boobs are tender and a little itchy. Second Puberty, we have to stop meeting like this. #TransWorldProblems
Wed, 11:11: I saw an ad for Quaker STEEL CUT oats, and I misread it. Not sure where my mind went, but I think it involved #SkyNet #Fembots
Wed, 11:15: Just explained #Powerball odds to coworkers: "Your odds are the same no matter how big the jackpot is: Zero."