Thu, 13:23: In America, we won't even stop mass shootings with laws because freedom. I don't have a lot of faith that we'll stop measles with laws.
Thu, 18:21: My paycheck for this two week period has the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6, not in that order, but I wish they were in a different order.
Thu, 21:59: RT @dcorsetto: #SexPeriod (1/2) Favorite ex-boyf period sex story: After we banged on a HEAVY flow day, he didn't have anything to clean up…
Thu, 21:59: RT @dcorsetto: #SexPeriod (2/2) So, he walked out in nothing but a condom, COVERED in blood, and told his roommates, “Guys... I… I killed h…
