- Mon, 15:31: RT @DiscoverMag: Even the sun is getting into the Halloween spirit! http://t.co/Bpp1xvp53k http://t.co/5PdlM97IxO
- Mon, 15:32: RT @ParkerMolloy: Columbus Day prank for my writer friends: Go to a competitor's website, copy an article, post on your site, declare it y…
- Mon, 20:05: I was playing pool and missed my safety by <1/2“, I stomped the ground three times, in time w/ the "PYT" in MJ's "Pretty Young Thing."
- Mon, 20:30: My team just took 4/5 rounds against the #1 team. I shot a perfect match, including a win vs the #1 player. I'm still shaking. #PoolLeague
- Tue, 00:37: Baked New Jersey #RuinADessert @midnight
- Tue, 00:38: Jello Putin Pops #RuinADessert @midnight
- Tue, 00:41: Snotted Dick #RuinADessert @midnight
- Tue, 11:10: Hooray! Abe Vigoda is still alive.