My tweets

Wed, 20:45: RT @NASA: What's Up for October? Lunar & solar eclipse & a Mars close encounter with a comet.[video] http://t.co/Lf5wKTh0nd http://t.co/1LG…
Wed, 20:49: PS: It's October, y'all, so break out your Halloween names.
Wed, 21:26: I really need the D. "@elonmusk: About time to unveil the D and something else http://t.co/UIb2XWo31I"
Wed, 22:15: RT @elonmusk: I love the Internet. Comments had me literally ROFL. No, it wasn't intentional. Glad I didn't mention the other letter!
Wed, 22:25: #TIL what burning prostate smells like. Good night, gentlemen.
Wed, 22:36: Cock-bloctober #WorseThanRocktober @midnight
Wed, 23:35: Karl Rovember #WorseThanRocktober @midnight
Wed, 23:39: Pray Away the Gay May #WorseThanRocktober @midnight
Wed, 23:47: How to recognise different types of months from quite a long way away: Number 1: The March. The March. #WorseThanRocktober @midnight
Thu, 00:24: Ramadan Knotts #WorseThanRocktober @midnight