My tweets

Fri, 12:57: Played #TicketToRide last night with friends. I scored highest, but last place got to @AnneWheaton the board, so who really won? It was me.
Fri, 12:59: RT @BadJokeCat: Yo mama's so dumb, she bought tickets to see Xbox live.
Fri, 12:59: Okay, I admit I laughed. "@BadJokeCat: Yo mama's so dumb, she bought tickets to see Xbox live."
Fri, 16:12: Me with a psychedelic thagomizer. http://t.co/yJrCKT9eia
Fri, 16:23: Mrs. Coulter must be nearby. http://t.co/qyIbTqAYie
Fri, 16:27: .@Histrygrrl feeding a lorikeet. http://t.co/BPpx7AoiP5
Fri, 16:28: And probably my favorite photo from the zoo: a serval lounging. http://t.co/lMxjSuMFDm
Sat, 00:47: Almost pissing myself with laughter at @tmpgoti's answers to my questions.
Sat, 00:57: .@tmpgoti going away is like this: http://t.co/HLF5loahRt 😿
Sat, 01:14: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A gigolo and a call girl pretend to be socialites. They fall in love, and there's a cat that they treat poorly.

Sat, 01:30: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jack Lemmon finds a rich husband. Marilyn Monroe finds a poor husband.
Sat, 08:04: RT @Slate: Judge Posner's gay marriage opinion is a witty, deeply moral masterpiece: http://t.co/aXfZc9TGW0 http://t.co/y4kZUfLHMo
Sat, 08:13: RT @petsnakereggie: Shit that Pissed me off is up! It does not feature a single nude picture of Jennifer Lawrence! http://t.co/NqMGfsyCYS
Sat, 09:00: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Robin Williams likes New York in June, asks Jeff Bridges if he concurs.
Sat, 11:14: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man goes on quest to get back his stolen rug, finds Jesus.
Sat, 11:21: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fun-loving alien plays hide & seek with humans in Antarctica. Humans win- or *do* they? (Alien is v good at h&s.)