- Thu, 13:02: RT @Oatmeal: Hey bro, are you a flower? http://t.co/NIc6Nc3IGo
- Thu, 17:20: RT @BadJokeCat: What are the benefits of moving to Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus...
- Fri, 10:25: Poor Kermit and Piggy, having to be interviewed by someone with less brains in her head than they have, @JennyMcCarthy.
- Fri, 10:31: Finally, Dr. Honeydew and Beaker are being interviewed by someone who is smarter than they are, @WhoopiGoldberg.
- Fri, 11:25: RT @ovhawkins: FDA: "Gluten-Free" Products Can't Have Gluten in Them Now http://t.co/UxmLbnbd7z