My tweets

Fri, 16:01: @mikehall314 "Siri, feed my child." "Okay, here is a list of pet rescues nearby that need food donations:" *AppleMaps shows the Baltic Sea*
Fri, 16:11: @mikehall314 @MrMMarsh "Midnight snack?" Lions are diurnal and live in wardrobes, not on the savanna.
Fri, 16:17: @mikehall314 "I have a knife." "I have a black belt in taekwondo. Want to see if we're both lying?"
Sat, 09:37: Is it just me or does it sound like "Maude" when Pinkie Pie says "Inkie"?
Sat, 09:38: Wait, what.... That's a... Nother sister... :O I think I love her.
Sat, 09:39: BOULDER/TOM SLASHFIC INCOMIIIIIIING!
Sat, 09:51: "If anypony needs me I'll just be in here having a mental breakdown... again."
Sat, 09:56: Rockslide! What's the worst that could happen?
Sat, 09:57: We all tolerate Pinkie Pie!
Sat, 10:01: "@HubTVNetwork: RT if you loved meeting Maud Pie!! #MLPSeason4 http://t.co/IDDuXi7B8E" Maude is my spirit pony.