My tweets

Sun, 13:34: The first of my #predictions2014 did not happen: https://t.co/5Ojp3BJYk9 No DHS announcement, tho security is very tight for Super Bowl.
Sun, 13:35: That's 0/1 so far. 4 to go. #predictions2014
Sun, 17:43: What is happening?! Come on, Team Horsey! You're surely better than this.
Sun, 18:12: Team Horsey, I am so disappoint.
Sun, 18:15: Negative 3 yds in 3 possessions. GG, Team Horsey.
Sun, 18:39: GOD DAMN IT, TEAM HORSEY!
Sun, 18:43: http://t.co/jfGWKMFBX9
Sun, 19:17: I'm very excited that Cosmos has a premier date set. It's the best thing I've seen so far. @neiltyson is going to be awesome.
Sun, 19:19: What the hay? Pornstache?! Anthony looks like Kev from #Derek without glasses. @rickygervais are you seeing this? #SuperBowlXLVIII
Sun, 19:21: RT @pattonoswalt: I'm starting this now, & I don't care how long it takes: "Weird" Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) needs to play halftime. #AlBowl

Sun, 19:25: "@hemantmehta: Bruno Mars' backup dancers have more rushing yards than the Broncos' offense." so so true!
Sun, 19:31: Now I'm sad I missed the Scientology ad.
Sun, 19:32: Are you bucking kidding me?!
Sun, 19:34: The defense on that kickoff was like the bad guys in Home Alone.
Sun, 19:35: How do we get the Team Horsey offense going? Stop sucking so hard!
Sun, 19:36: Who's team is Payton Manning on?
Sun, 19:39: Okay, Audi, you win this time.
Sun, 19:47: In high school they stopped the game if one team was leading by 50+ points. Do they do that in the NFL?
Sun, 19:53: Cool commercial for a car named after a dog. #KiaK900
Sun, 19:56: Who the hell is writing this football script?

Sun, 19:58: RT @JimNorton: GREAT PASS BY MANN......oh
Sun, 19:59: RT @the_ironsheik: DENVER YOU FUCKING JABRONI NO GOOD TIC TAC DICK PIECE OF SHIT. I BREAK MY FUCKING TV BACK WITH MY CAMEL CLUTCH. GO FUCK …
Sun, 20:03: Okay I figured it out. The Seahawks have wizards on their side.
Sun, 20:05: Confundus charms are the only explanation for this lopsided a game.
Sun, 20:09: Finally a bit of good news for Team Horsey!
Sun, 20:10: Hey Hermoine showed up and reversed the Confundus charms!
Sun, 20:12: Well, that worked out better than expected.
Sun, 20:14: @HasDenverScored update your stream; you have one job,
Sun, 20:14: RT @EddieMcClintock: Sorry Bronco fans, I love you...but this is too good not to post. #SUPERBOWL http://t.co/tjMdaeBL0E
Sun, 20:17: Team Horsey's only hope is that Peyton Manning is stuck in a Groundhog Day time loop.

Sun, 20:23: Seattle's mom never taught them to share.
Sun, 20:34: RT @Dragoon77777: Right! http://t.co/EZ0qpHLYiH
Sun, 20:44: Eli looks like he's thinking about what's involved in disowning a brother.
Sun, 20:47: Are you - yet again - shitting me?
Sun, 20:56: Looks like Pinkie Pie is on the field.
Sun, 20:57: RT @brianblackberry: Something I threw together last minute; couldn't resist. Based on an inside joke with a couple #brony friends. Enjoy! …
Sun, 21:03: Okay, now what?
Sun, 21:13: You heard him. God hates the Broncos, that explains everything,
Sun, 21:19: "@nchan: nigerian prince here, letting you winners know how to claim your #EsuranceSave30 prize." I <3 you, Norm.
Sun, 22:48: Happy birthday to @BrentSpiner and to my dad (RIP) who would have turned 70 today.