- Fri, 13:48: I'm sick, telemarketer just called my mobile, Gmail crashed. At least Jerry Falwell is still dead, right? Right? Oh, please say "Right."
- Fri, 13:51: In irony news, I get my wellness bonus on today's paycheck. #IAmDownWithTheSickness
- Fri, 14:00: RT @NewHorizons2015: You are going to LOVE this: Download the trailer video here: http://t.co/451M9nkcoj It's AWESOME! http://t.co/1PH9pOBr…
- Fri, 14:32: Oh no! YouTube commenting is down! What am I to do with all this vitriol?
- Fri, 17:54: I wouldn't mind the opportunity to come sail away with @levarburton.
- Sat, 01:15: I have the thermostat set at 78�F, and I'm still cold. Fever at 100.6�F. Gonna take a hot shower. #sick </u