My tweets

Sun, 17:56: Happy birthday, @snakewich ! http://t.co/IqusuvigUx
Sun, 19:15: . @snakewich eating the rope from his birthday cake. https://t.co/Y9te1b4YBh
Mon, 02:15: I had a bunch of results-oriented tweets lined up from the tournament, but the following is the only one I will bother posting.
Mon, 02:15: We are getting goofy. The subject of diarrhea came up, and I euphemized it "Liquidating one's assets." Don't - just don't ask...
Mon, 02:21: I have no idea why, but @SwiftKey thinks a number and a hyphen should be followed by "Squirrel." @JosephScrimshaw http://t.co/e0zDW1BV1I
Mon, 11:46: Target is selling homeopathic products for life-threatening conditions. Please join me and ask them to stop. http://t.co/1C5pHCE1nZ