My tweets

Sun, 13:49: Good news, everyone! Textbook publishers are protecting your children from the Texas Board of Education. http://t.co/xfJXgVewG7
Sun, 13:51: This earthshaking move could upend Russia's brutal anti-gay crackdown. http://t.co/6HaA866j96 via @Sum_Of_Us
Sun, 14:05: RT @hodgman: Photo: Kristen Schaal and I got our flu shots at the airport and now we are just French kissing everyone.... http://t.co/VVd3u…
Sun, 14:07: "@kristenschaaled: So we can eat sick people's leftovers @hodgman & I got our flu shots at the airport. http://t.co/pwzW6u9ir8" #hodgnipple
Sun, 18:13: Carving the Styrofoam is done. Bread knife works wonders. It was a huge mess. Thank science for vacuum cleaners. http://t.co/3xmMZSVUQg
Sun, 18:22: "@OphiraE: Please dear god, tell me that the room temperature Minneapolis airport fish I just ate was fine." Well, @almightygod, was it?
Sun, 22:39: Gonna mach� this bitch! Wish me luck!
Mon, 00:42: RT @reneewebs: @realscientists my knowledge is so miniscule and dilute that I know practically everything about it #homeopathy
Mon, 00:49: @hijinksensue @AnneWheaton Someday I'll get hold of a T-shirt cannon, fill it with panties, and head to a @paulandstorm gig.
Mon, 00:51: #thatawkwardmoment when you get on Twitter to post a pic and get distracted by twitter.

Mon, 00:53: To all the naysayers, phone books are still good for something. http://t.co/Ed1qxn8ZFt
Mon, 02:37: Just put on Bob @bobsaget's latest on @netflix. I never knew he was soooooo Blue. :O It's like finding out @BettyMWhite isn't Rose Nylund.
Mon, 02:38: RT @rickygervais: Read through of Derek series 2 scripts this morning then rehearsals all week. http://t.co/aY5Uf2rbIG
Mon, 06:14: Watch @iszi_lawrence's #ZListDeadList about pulling rabbits out of a hat, except a vagina instead of a hat. http://t.co/JYJDhPhLRd #history