- Sat, 19:24: Lunar #eclipse happening right now, but I'm at work, it's partial penumbral, it's waning, and it's cloudy here. #meh
- Sat, 20:36: "@dskasak: @mandydax Tonight? I thought it was last night. *confused*" FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU Also add to my list "it's the wrong night." #doh
- Sat, 20:36: PALM ALL THE FACES!
- Sat, 20:45: I just had a thought that if someone told me that @ladygaga was a foundling raised by feral drag queens, I'd really want to believe it.
- Sat, 20:50: I think I just came up with the best origin story ever.
- Sat, 21:04: @chebutykin My twitter friend @Joi_the_Artist has been raving about del Toro's commentary on Pacific Rim. I think you'd get along.
- Sun, 01:43: Congratulations, Massachusettsians! Your basesball team, the Boston Red Sox [sic], are going to the World Series of Basesball! cc @hodgman
- Sun, 03:42: I just told Congress that we can't do this again. No more playing games with our future. #TimeForRealWork. Join me: http://t.co/UD1LCkG2Es
- Sun, 05:17: Welp, I was going to go to bed, but I am pinned down by adorable purring cat. #AndICantFightThisFelineAnymore
Thu, 09:51: Supporting humanitarian scientific research is important to me. That's why I donated 3 months of my computer's processing time to @…
Mon, 07:53: Supporting humanitarian scientific research is important to me. That's why I've donated 38 years of my computer's processing time…
Mon, 05:51: Supporting humanitarian scientific research is important to me. That's why I donated 3 months of my computer's processing time to @…