- Fri, 14:23: A highwayman holds a pistol to my ear, & [says] , ‘Stand & deliver, or I shall kill you, & then you will be a murderer!' -Abe Lincoln, 1860
- Fri, 14:24: #ThatAwkwardMoment when a typo in your tweet makes Abe Lincoln and MLK contemporaries.
- Fri, 14:33: Been fighting a cold for the last 2 days with hot showers, thermostat set high, saline spray, and forced sneezing. Calling in today, tho. :(
- Fri, 15:21: Epic Li Awesome! http://t.co/MnRMhJS9YV @Exocomics 300!!
- Fri, 15:52: Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The Oatmeal http://t.co/am3rVRL2Fc via @Oatmeal