I have some bad news. I didn't get to see the reairing of Tuesday's Last Comic Standing. The info Comedy Central provided to TiVo was wrong. It started a half-hour early, so the only part that was recorded was what I saw on Tuesday plus the first half of Tammy's set and the last minute of Kathleen's which had the John Kerry joke in it. Oh, well. So I watched the results show and they revealed the three comics going to the finals next week.
They put up the comics in pairs and let them do a 4-minute set, and in each pair one advanced and the other was eliminated. First was Tammy and Gary: Gary! Damn, my Tammy is out. Next were Kathleen and John: John! Damn, my Kathleen is out, and we're guaranteed an all-male finale. Mark one up for the phallocracy! (boo...) Finally, Jay and Alonzo: Alonzo! Ok, whatever, I like them both. So I won't be as excited next week because my favorites are gone. Weep for me as you say, "It's just a TV show..."
I wish I never needed sleep, like Jordan in Real Genius. Jordan: "I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roomate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts. They had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?" I've always thought being hyperkinetic would just be the most awesome thing. The girl who played Jordan was Michelle Meyrink, who also played Judy, Gilbert's ΩΜ girlfriend in Revenge of the Nerds.
Also, I've goofed around with PhotoShop and created my own <hr>. ^^^ >ovo<
Geez, I've only had to edit this like six times to get it right... :P