- Sat, 20:06: My teammate Cheri's first surrogate tweet: I can't think of anything creative. Now I feel retarded.
- Sat, 20:11: @JoryKopish Hey, Jory, did you get an A in Boynton's class last semester? What was it called? New Media and Politics?
- Sat, 20:43: Shit, my DL expired so they wouldn't let me on the casino floor. Still, I can't get the money I lost back. #SeriouslyYouGuysWTF
