My tweets

Thu, 14:37: Just bought myself a present from @Joann_Stores: a sweet knitting machine http://t.co/WqXuip86 Should make making gifts easier.
Thu, 17:54: @iszi_lawrence @sighdone I have a friend who went to horse school and took a course on wanking horses. "Milking" it was called.
Thu, 18:10: @iszi_lawrence @sighdone Best racehorse name: P. Laika Racehorse
Thu, 20:06: "T. rex isn't a dinosaur. No. It's an animal; it's not a dinosaur." --Bill O'Reilly. #orly? cc: @georgehrab

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