It's the twentieth anniversary of the first Simpsons episode today. Who is your favorite Simpsons character—Ralph? Sideshow Bob? Ned Flanders? An actual Simpson?
No, it's not. It's the 19th anniversary.
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Airdate: 12/17/89
Christmas is nearly ruined when Marge has to spend all of the family's gift money to remove Bart's tattoo. Homer becomes a department store Santa to raise more cash, but bets it all at the dog races on a hot tip from Barney. Homer and Bart save Christmas by adopting the losing greyhound, Santa's Little Helper.
Shit, I guess that means I'll have to say Lisa, because she's a skeptical know-it-all, too. :P