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Friday Limericks (SFW): Auto Shop

To get four new tires installed,
The car shop I finally called,
I asked, "Can you please
Find replacements for these?"
For the rubber was totally bald!

"The oil we also will change.
We find it exceedingly strange:
After eight thousand mile,
You still took a while;
What are you lady? Deranged?"

Four tires, two belts, and the oil,
Plus money for labor and toil.
When he gave me my bill
And opened the till,
From the price I did truly recoil.

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primateperson
May. 17th, 2008 04:58 am (UTC)
For the rubber was totally bald!
Gotta hate bald rubbers!

you poet well!
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