Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Yes.
2(16.7%)
No.
0(0.0%)
I have no bedposts.
6(50.0%)
I don't rechew gum.
4(33.3%)
If your mother says, "Don't chew it," do you swallow it in spite?
Yes.
4(33.3%)
No.
6(50.0%)
I have no mother.
2(16.7%)
Can you catch it on your tonsils?
Yes.
2(16.7%)
No.
9(75.0%)
I have no tonsils.
1(8.3%)
Can you heave it left and right?
Yes.
5(45.5%)
No.
0(0.0%)
Eek eek!
6(54.5%)
