Steve: You Amacrians* really do spell things funny.
Me: It's not my fault.
Steve: Just look at that entry. "Desensitized." And you misspelled "honour" and "armoury," too. You Amacrians sure do like your zeds.
Me: Zeds? Oh, you mean ZEES! The zee's make it sound zazzier. Besides, u shouuld taulk, u u-fetishists. :P
Steve: Can't fault us for spelling things correctly.
Me: Sorry. Didn't mean any offence with my colourful remarks. ~_^
* Amacrians is Steve's pet name for the citizens of the USA. I requite this by referring to his homeland as Canadia, where they make the snow.
ETA: to anterastilis: I apologize in advance for the offensive userpic appearing on your friends page.