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- 17:51 Just switched insurance after 12 yrs. I feel like a heel. :/ #
- 17:56 @MilesGrover -ette is actually a suffix that indicates diminishment, so douche baguette is a midget or maybe a child who's douchebaggy. #
- 18:00 If water makes you have to pee, would a 30C homeopathic solution of water mean I could watch a LotR marathon without having to stop to go? #
- 18:03 @yellow_p stupid, annoying, and full of meth. #
- 18:04 Toe cramps: The world's most useless cramps. (via @scalzi) agreed, most painful, too D: #
- 03:34 Daily Show had Prez Bill J. Clinton, Esq! and Colbert had Jon Ronson. Fantastic. :D #
- 03:39 @scalzi Do you like >_> bread? I've got legs! #
