March 5th, 2005

Nightmare Night Applejack

More IRS Yay!

MONEY!I'm more and more stunned by the IRS. On Thursday, I got an offical thingy from them. I thought, oh great, they're going to audit me because I had business losses in 2003, but claimed no income or deductions for 2004. No, wait, they already processed by refund, so what could it be? I open it up. "Ms. Richards, because of your income, you mnay qualify for the Earned Income Credit even if you have no children." Wha!? They wrote that if I could answer No to three questions, they would calculate the EIC and send me a check. %o I'm just stunned. Then I answer the questions. NO, my SSN is not valid for "employment only." NO, I wasn't claimed as dependent. NO, I wasn't eligible to be claimed as dependent. Then I started laughing. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Being poor rocks. Who says socialism doesn't work? I don't know how much it will be, but I'll laugh all the way to the bank. XD
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