I pull up, roll down my window, and ask, "Are you okay?"
He looks up at me. He is a bit drunk, methinks. He slurs out, "Yeah. Thank you for asking." He's the most polite drunk student I've encountered in a while.
I say, "I was only asking because you fell down in the street and are just sitting in a crosswalk."
He looks around. "Yeah, I should probably move," but he stays sitting there.
"Yes, you should. I'm gonna go now. Bye."
I just thought I'd share that.