Today, I woke up to a phone call. It was from Pres. george_w_bush! He asked me to make sure to fill out my absentee ballot request form and to vote for him and dick_cheney. Hmm, JFK hasn't called me personally with a sumliminal phone message forcing the post-hypnotic suggestion from the television to kick in forcing me to bend to his will.
Forget what I posted yesterday. I'm voting for GWB. He's my friend. I mean, come on! His favourite band is The Cure (see the post)!
PS: Everyone needs to make sure they register as an American Patriot. If you don't, we'll know you are a terrorist.
Amusing LJ UserPix
pixsky's Microwaved Smiley.
psycho_muppet's Tim Calhoun's Presidential Candidacy Announcement (It's long, but funny).
carveltc's Obscene Icon.
zofo's Bowie for Voldemort.
lbbmxguy's Dune Buggy Lego Guys.
very_verydanger's Videl with Handcuffs.
keinmetleid's Got Milk, My Droogs?
xtraordinary's Knock Knock Joke.
I just got a call from Kelly and I'll have two to three more days of work for this week. Yay!
Also, I didn't go off about it, but they sent me out to Amana to do some light industrial (another girl and I were replacing brackets on refrigerator handles). They ended up needing us to do a lot less than they originally thought, so they sent us home after only 1.5 hours. I just got the word that they're going to pay us for the full eight-hour shift. Free money! Yay again!