Yesterday morning I was listening to the Bob and Tom Show and they had comedian Mike Birbiglia ("Cracker, pleeeease!") on with them. He's featured in this month's Maxim as featured comedian. He was lamenting that they didn't put him on the cover (Maxim is a men's mag that usually features scantily clad women on the cover and on many of the pages, like a poor-man's Hustler). I felt a little sorry for him and thought I'd give him a little present. I found a couple pics online and practiced my PhotoShopping on them. I sent them to B&T and to Mike. No response yet. Tee-hee.
Nail Kit aka Plug of the Day
I was in the mall Wednesday. Patti wanted to get something at Younkers, but I needed to go to the restroom. I was wandering around the mall looking for it when this kiosk-girl grabbed my hand and started buffing my nail. He was explaining the three-sided thing and when she pulled it away, it looked like it had been clear-polished! Wow, then she put this eucalyptus Dead Sea mineral-oil stuff on the cuticle for the dryness and peeling. Then she gave me the lotion, and I swear, I've never had my hands look this nice. I went to the restroom and washed my hands and it looked the same. I went back to buy the kit when Patti showed up, and then... this is hilarious... the girl showed us this body exfoliant Dead Sea salt stuff, we wanted that (Patti has terrible dry feet and this stuff was amazing). Then she showed the facial peel stuff (no salt in that), and I really wanted that. She cut us a deal to get all three for $75. I think this stuff is awesome, and even after using them in real life, they work as well as she said. They're really worth the price ($25 nail kit, $25 body exfoliant, $35 facial peel). They're at a kiosk between Younkers and Sears. The products are from Attitude Line.
Dogsitting aka Rant of the Day!
<rant>I'm not a dog person. I'm really not a dog person. I have to dogsit this weekend, and I hate it. When dogs have to go, you have to take them outside. What is up with that? If you don't put the leash on them, they'll go and crap in the neighbor's yard instead of where you tell them to. I had to do the doody-bag thing, and that is disgusting You're supposed to feed them at a specific time. What? Take them on walks. Miranda doesn't do dog walks. This one isn't even cute. I hope I don't have to do this again. Ever.</rant>