Thanks to beetlebomb in puns, who pointed out this site!


For capnbuckle: "the most technologically advanced piece of clothing since the Hypercolor t-shirt: the LED scrolling belt buckle."

For nix_guru: "Because less cowbell would result in less cowbell."

For dormouse_in_tea: It's slightly true.

For histrygrrl: "You bought 1350 lbs of this shirt but you can only carry 200 back to the wagon."

For fraupastor: "what better way to fully understand what Jesus would do, than by inquiring what he wouldn't do?"

For cipherpunk: Since you were the first to point out his coolness to me, " Hero: George Washington? Abraham Lincoln? John Glenn? HA! I'd like to see them roundhouse kick."