For capnbuckle: "the most technologically advanced piece of clothing since the Hypercolor t-shirt: the LED scrolling belt buckle."
For nix_guru: "Because less cowbell would result in less cowbell."
For dormouse_in_tea: It's slightly true.
For histrygrrl: "You bought 1350 lbs of this shirt but you can only carry 200 back to the wagon."
For fraupastor: "what better way to fully understand what Jesus would do, than by inquiring what he wouldn't do?"
For cipherpunk: Since you were the first to point out his coolness to me, " Hero: George Washington? Abraham Lincoln? John Glenn? HA! I'd like to see them roundhouse kick."