While at work, I was paging through a Food Arts magazine that was lying around when I saw the headline Record Breaker next to this picture. I thought, "How big could it be? If it was too big, it would collapse under its own weight. Oh, my god! Is that a manlift behind it?!" Yes, look closely. That is a real-life pastry chef with a guy in a tux near the top. 6-1/2 tons! Atkins is rolling in his grave.