Speaking of pool leagues... My Wednesday night team consists of Woody (ex-boyfriend, suspended for OWI and driving under suspension), Patti (surrogate mother, suspended for 2nd offense OWI), Chris (friend, suspended for OWI), and Miranda (me, active license but no gas money). Chris told be about his recent infraction by suggesting that we change the team name from Age & Treachery (as in ... wins out over youth & beauty every time) to We Can't Drive. It took me a minute.
Chris: We should change our Wednesday team name to We Can't Drive.
Me: (laugh) Yeah.
Kirsten (Thurs night team member): (confused look)
Me: (to K) Oh, well see Woody and Patti both have suspended... (to C) Wait a minute... you mean you... (C nods) Oh... shit.
I'm glad I quit drinking when I turned 21. Wow, I'm not a drinker, a smoker, a drug user. I'm not even on caffeine anymore. I'm not a prude, I just live like one. :P
So, what to do for the next 2 hours until I leave to get Patti. Hrm.