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Pentagon Announces Special Forces Unit Formation

WASHINGTON - The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:
  1. The season opened today.
  2. There is no limit.
  3. They taste just like chicken.
  4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
  5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
A Pentagon official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said he expects this mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

It used to be that if I read a dozen news articles about some aspect of US Security, like FBI, CIA, Pentagon, I would see maybe one "a such-and-such official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said" something that the public probably shouldn't know. Now, I am surprised if I don't see one in every such article. Free press, good. Free security-leakers, bad. ~:{
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